Panda

A panda entered a restaurant, ordered food, ate, shot the waiter and got up to leave.
The manager was surprised and asked the panda why he shot the waiter!!
The panda replied that he read a Sign saying "Panda eats shoots and leaves"

Boy uses tricycle to steal large bag of natural gas

Unbelievably wonderful photo and story of a Chinese boy making a getaway on his trike with a stolen bag of natural gas.
Speeding from the scene of the crime, a Chinese boy tows a floating plastic bag of stolen natural gas last week. Flouting a government ban, farmers around the central Chinese town of Pucheng frequently filch gas from the local oil field.
(Taken From National Geographic)