Yo Momma's Like a ...?
Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.
Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.
Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!
Your momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works
Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.
Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.
Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her
Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow
Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!
Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!
Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!
Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.
Mar 10, 2007
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