A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession. "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."
"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.
"Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission."
"Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.
"Yes Father."
"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father he also touched my breasts."
"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.
"Yes Father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he took off my clothes."
"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.
"Yes Father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
"Like this?" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
"Yes Father," she says sometime later.
"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he has AIDS."
"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!"
Mar 22, 2007
Son of Bitch - Funny Joke
Posted by Bhavnesh at 8:16 PM
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