Bill CLinton

It is near the end of the school year.The teacher has turned in the grades so there’s nothing much more to do.The children are restless because of this. Teacher, “Whoever answers the questions I ask first will get to leave early today.” Little Johnny says to himself, “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.”

Teacher: “Who said ‘four score and seven years ago?’”

Before Little Johnny can answer, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”

Teacher, “That is right Susie, you can go home now.”

Johnny is mad Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: “Who said ‘I have a dream?’”

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King Jr.”

Teacher: “Thats right Mary, you can go home now.”

Johnny is even madder then before.

Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not what your country can do for you?’”

Before Johnny can answer, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”

Teacher: “Thats right Nancy, you can go home now.”

Now Johnny is boiling mad and before the teacher can ask the next question, Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouth shut!”

The teacher asks, “Who said that?”

“Bill Clinton, can I go home now?”