Jokes About Men

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
What did God say after creating man ? I must be able to do better than that.
What did God say after creating Eve ?
Practice makes perfect.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful ?
" God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?
" God says: "So she would love you."
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper ?
We don't know; it has never happened.