True Funny Exam Answers

True Funny Exam Answers Collection
It's hard to believe these exam answers are true, I know standards are slipping but...

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Presumably also the inspiration of Vivaldi (don't forget the Ketchup)


Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.


Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.


Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.


Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.


Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

(to keep him cool in the desert ?)


RELIGION
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.