Funny Science Exam Answers

Funny Science Exam Answers Collection
# When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
# The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
# A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
# When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
# For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
# The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
# Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
# Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
# To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
# Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
# To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
# Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
# Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
# Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
# H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
# Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
# Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
# Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
# For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
# To prevent contraception use a condominium.
# Blood flows down one leg and up the other.