Feb 20, 2007

Funny Laws 1

Collection of Funny Laws

“The Law of Volunteering”If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

“The Law of Avoiding Oversell”When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

“The Law of Common Sense”Never accept a drink from a urologist.

“The Law of Reality”Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

“The Law of Self Sacrifice"When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

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